I was born and raised in Washington, DC, where I enjoyed piano, reading, and apparently brand storytelling.
Here's me at age 6 winning a county-wide advertising award for an anti-smoking campaign poster: "From coughin' to coffin." 

It took me about 20 more years to win my second advertising award. In between, I graduated with honors from Tufts University with a degree in philosophy, charted at #15 on rock radio, toured the country with my band, and fulfilled my extremely mild lifelong dream of living in Canada.  

I've never won a Grand Prix, the fanciest list I'm on is the AMC A-List, and the only award shows I've judged are the Grammys from my bed.
I just like making fun work with fun people. It's not that deep.

When I'm not making ads, I like writing songs, hiking with my dog, overanalyzing reality TV, and threatening to write a book. 
As soon as I get some Adderall and a Wattpad account, it's over for you bitches.